Hi Chris!
9/21/19 6:53am (sic)
abdullah and jeremy and me just talked to chris gethard on beautiful anonymous. dang!
7:38pm
just talked to the family and i found out that while we were all talking to chris, tore got lost at the downtown farmington festival so mom and isabella were looking for him and they found him in the beer tent with mother friggin chad.
life is absurd and i am lucky to have it. thank you mom and dad :-)
(also i can’t keep talking about all this or else i’ll lose my mind and people will get annoyed so i’m gonna try to not talk about it too much until the podcast comes out. will keep you posted how that goes!)
9/22/19 8:17am
I just cleaned up our apartment after we had people over last night while singing CRYING AT THE WAWA without the actual music because i don’t know where my phone is. The way the sunrise is shooting through the living room is beautiful though. We had too many people over last night but its ok because now we know we cant handle too many people again or else we have to prepare a lot more but still not having too many people over again for a while.
Im so lucky to be alive. I talked to chris gethard for an hour. And if i had talked to gethard with just me, he wouldnt have seen my crazy side so yesterday with abdullah, jeremy, AND me (abigail, judy, and tonya) was literally the most perfect combo that it ever couldve been. I am so grateful. But also feel bad cuz we had too many people over last night… also to be honest i was actually crying while cleaning while singing CRYING AT THE WAWA and the whole song is alllll about “CRYING’S COOL” so that was cool!
Thanks for making me cry for a sixth time this week, chris!
>:’-)
9:46am
I also forgot to plug Camp Erin and Our House and i feel bad about that so you can please donate here if you friggin want to: Night 4 Hope
9:50am
This might be peak post-post-modernist sincere irony.
CRYING AT THE WAWA - Mal Blum (ft. Chris Gethard)
Okay I'm home
It was an okay show
None of my friends really wanted to go
I went alone
Didn't mind it, though
You know me, I got an eye for those
I go hard if I go at all
I'm sad but it's not your fault
It's just me, I got a tender heart
I come together and I fall apart
But hey, everybody's got something
Everybody's got something
Everybody's got something
Everybody does
Oh fuck! I'm crying at the Wawa again.
What'd you expect? What do you want from me?
I'm crying at the Wawa again
What did you expect? What do you want?
The cashier is staring at me
I think that he wants me to leave
I can't believe I'm doing this
Right next to the milkshake machine
You're buying milk, you're buying cheese
There must be something wrong with me
I make a mess, I make a scene
But everybody, please believe I'm fine
You wanna go?
You know me, I don't mind it, no
I sleep alone
I don't miss you though
Well, maybe in a different song
It's all right, now that money's tight
I can't talk, I've got a show tonight
And hey, ain't that what I wrote it for?
And surprise! What, now you wanna see me more?
I guess everybody's got something
Everybody's got something
Everybody's got something
Everybody does
And mine is crying at the Wawa again
What did you expect? What do you want from me?
I'm crying at the Wawa again
What did you expect? What do you want?
The cashier is staring at me
I think that he wants me to leave
I can't believe I'm doing this
Right next to the milkshake machine
You're buying milk, you're buying cheese
There must be something wrong with me
I'll make a mess, I'll make a scene
But everybody will believe I'm fine
And everybody will believe I'm fine
[Spoken words : Chris Gethard]
Why would anyone believe that? You're not fine!
If you were, you wouldn't be crying in line at the greater Philadelphia area’s finest convenience store
What are people supposed to think you're crying for?
Best case scenario, people believe you're crying because the dispenser is out of pumpkin coffee
I mean, think about that. That's the best case scenario, crying over coffee
But there's some real shit going on!
And if the people in this Wawa knew how much strength it took for you to even get out of bed
Let alone into a car
Let alone make it here?
They would applaud you for being
The hero that you are
You're feeling feelings, and that's real
And maybe you're feeling judged by these soft-pretzel eaters
But sometimes you gotta cry in public, even if it makes a bunch of people in a Wawa
REALLY uncomfortable
[Verse : Chris Gethard]
So
To all the girls and all the boys
That feel like they're on the island of misfit toys
Cry at home! Cry at school!
Crying's not just okay, crying's cool!
Life is hard
Nobody knows me
Go to the Wawa, cry into your hoagie!
Cry into your slurpee or the Wawa equivalent
Be happy, be sad, just don't be ambivalent!
I don't know why I'm sad
I don't know why I'm sad
I don't know why I'm so sad
Why I'm so sad
Why I'm so sad
I don't know why I'm sad
I don't know why I'm sad
I don't know why I'm so sad
Why I'm so sad
Why I'm so sad
I don't know why I'm sad
(I don't know why I'm so sad)
I don't know why I'm sad
(Don't ask me why I'm so sad)
I don't know why I'm so sad
(If I knew why I was sad)
Why I'm so sad
(Then I might not)
Why I'm so sad
(Be so sad)
I'm crying at the Wawa again
What did you expect? What do you want from me?
I'm crying at the Wawa again
What did you expect? What do you want?
The cashier is staring at me
I think that he wants me to leave
I can't believe I'm doing this again
The cashier is staring at me
I think that he wants me to leave
I can't believe I'm doing this again
What do you want?